Of course, she can afford more, she has an expensive Range Rover. The point is she wants to downgrade to something more reasonable and probably use the rest of that money for something else that brings happiness. 

I’m worried about how I am more impressed by this than anything else.

“I’ll have the Kidde’s meal”

Working for USA Gymnastics seems a lot like playing drums for Spinal Tap.

Thanks for checking in, nostalgia guy!!

One night, this exchange happened and I laughed out loud at 1am:

I actually find it frustrating (and more than a little perplexing) that she’s such a good, emotionally intelligent actor (she has one or two really good acting moments in this despite not a ton of screen time) and yet manages to be one of the most shockingly, concerningly, harmfully dumb celebrities I’ve ever seen in…

Let’s just leave it at $6.9

I didn’t read any of the books because I’m too busy reading comic books and this fucking site... But the show definitely implies that there’s some weird seasonal thing going on. The Stark kids were all born during “the summer” or something implies they haven’t had a real winter- per the North’s definition- in 20ish…

So what is Albert saying, that everyone should have taken the Cersei route and what? Ignored the Night King? The only reason Cersei could do nothing was that everyone else was doing the work for her. And given there are three episodes left, it is foolish to think she is somehow going to be proven right when all is…

I kind of wish he had a super heavy Minnesotan accent, and I also kind of wish when he killed Theon he would have looked right at the camera and had asked: “Cold enough for ya?”.

That’s the thing about getting old - I can still do a hard day of work chopping wood, laying floors, or other manual labor, but I slip one inch on a slick bathroom floor and my back is out for a week.  It isn’t the herculean efforts that get you, it’s the innocuous shit that sidelines you.

The best part of this comment is how you could have just talked about enjoying coffee but had to get in the humblebrag about how you live like a 13th century Benedictine monk.

Can’t help it man, Asian genes are a blessing and a curse. 

I was coaching a Bad News Bears skill level 6th grade basketball team 2 years ago and my wannabe foul mouthed Tanner shot the ball and got it wedged between the basket and the backboard. Now me in my prime could touch the top of the square on a backboard with ease so without hesitation my brain tells my body to knock…

Tampa’s record is no more inflated than any other team this year though. Even if they lost every single one of their OT/SO games, they still would have won the President’s Trophy by a clear 8 points over Calgary.

My all time favorite house show experience was probably in 1999 or 2000. My girlfriend (now wife) got us VIP tickets for my birthday (I miss the pre mortgage and kids days of disposable income) which in included a front row seats and a pre show dinner with “Superstar Guests”. They put out a buffet of arena hot dogs…

A long time ago I heard a soccer announcer say “players win games, coaches lose them, and referees ruin them.” I think that’s particularly applicable here.

If you don’t want to watch repeated, looped, slow-motion replays of a small digit grazing a ball you shouldn’t have bought my sextape in the first place.

It’s low self-esteem. He thinks he is not important enough for people to care what he thinks and that’s why he feels free to say mean things about people.