Ants! This is how we get ants in the cars!

Thanks for this! Really enlightening. If I were in the industry I would have a challenge becoming comfortable with “undetectable means untransmittable”. Decades of being told HIV was the worst possible STI to contract would make me leery. I know, intellectually, the science is solid. Emotionally would be a different…

Fortunately these accounts are anonymous so I can admit this: I like Enya. I know. I’m receiving professional help. 

Garrison Keillor? Is that you??

This sounds like the opening scene of a really good detective novel. 

Time to panic!! Kidding.... they’ll be fine. They aren’t a lock for the Conference Finals but they’re pretty damn close. The talk radio shows here are being inundated with callers screaming about trading Liane and other insane suggestions... it’s fun!

Damn; I was hoping for a happy ending. So many hits to the self worth; eventually you can’t shake them off anymore. There’s so much here I can identify with. I want to believe, I really do, that, like Janice if you do the right thing, perfect your craft and work hard eventually you’ll be rewarded; unfortunately life…

I wish I had known about this technique when I was divorcing crazy... thanks for sharing!

Less than a month ago Andy Benoit was a “a tape eater” and was spewing takes so stupid certain writers wanted to die (McGarry) .... now he’s the authority on the Rams offence? What gives??

Old Dutch was founded in Winnipeg, MB in 1954. They’re Canadian, like paint rollers and robertson screwdrivers but not Beiber, we disavow him.

I’m giving this stars for two reasons: 1. It’s completely accurate. 2. Cockmuppet is an awesome word and I will be sprinkling it into conversation every chance I get from now on.

Sweet... my hometown gets a mention for something other than mediocre hockey.

Is that english? It seems to be english but is pretty much incomprehensible. They’re exaggerating for the purposes of the story, right??

Had not seen that until now. I’m literally crying with laughter. Thank you soooo much!

There are a number of Jewish players in the MLB including Mr. Kevin Pillar. Sheryl Crow ironic?

Oh thank god. I was worried that future generations of Cardinals fans might inadvertently be subjected to seeing a woman act playfully with her boobs.

So in other words, you’re being a dick but you’ve concocted a few self justifications. Cool.

Took me a couple of minutes to remember who the hell Paul Lazzaro was. Nice reference!

I literally laughed out loud at this and then instantly hated myself for doing so. Brilliant.

Are you suggesting he shouldn’t model his appearance after Thurman Merman??