Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

It’s all downhill from here...Already found an 85 RX7 that’s calling my name.

LIBRUL CUCK MAGA

That’s a good effort, but, alas, you have forgotten to misspell a few words and include some grammatical errors. Also, -1 for not keeping it under 140 characters; dear leader’s preferred method of communication.

Don’t make me append a /s

STOP HARASSING OUR GREAT LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD MASTER OF DEALS HE JUST LOST HIS DEAR FRIEND THE GREAT ROGER AILES A GREAT MAN THAT SPENT HIS LIFE FIGHTING FAKE NEWS.

Let me interject a brief reality check: single non-hideous men with good jobs (or, in this case, an international reputation and not without charm) don’t have to work that hard to get women to go to bed with them in our century.

I suppose a professor could pressure a student to drink. Still, there’s the sinister implication that if a professor could, he’d want to. Why exactly? Oh right—so that he could force her into sex.

FWIW Apple doesn’t take a cut of those transactions since a ride is not a digital good.

Australia outlawed porn of women with small breasts as an effort to stop child pornography. Their lawmakers might be confused by porn in general and sensationalist news articles are probably in part to blame.

I enjoy them, actually. Good summer beer. Light and easy to drink.

I’m not saying it doesn’t work, but it looks tacky and unfinished. Unrefined even.

You sir are not familiar with Mercedes interior design this last decade.

Every damned day a member of this administration does something to remind us all that they are stunningly incoherent, frighteningly bigoted, and shockingly inept at even the appearance of decent human beings.

I hear they didn’t even have a basketball ring at the Holocaust Center.

If you just want to see unionized workers make excuses for why black people deserve to be killed, we already have police unions.

Fucking 2nd amendment. I’ll never know why the founding fathers thought arming bears was such a good idea.

I assume the other party in the murder suicide was a grizzly bear.

Lack of engine noise has been an issue since headphones (portable) became a thing. So at this point, it just feels like a culling of the herd if you’re not paying attention.