David Cameron?

The hottest new thing in Moniga del Garda is La Scaletta. It has everything. Waiters that whisper the specials breathlessly in your ear, pizza cubes, chairs made of shitty tippers, entitlement cocktails, lamps that look like upside-down boobs, ice with messages inside about everything you did wrong in your childhood,…

This is what happened when the photographer said he wanted the Focus on her boobs.

A cursory Google search showed me how terrible and sad this really is. I applaud this respectful article. This is how adults write about someone’s passing.

Roger Ebert never refused to review a movie because the director didn’t like him. Plenty of directors didn’t like him. Every movie got a fair shake.

“Lose some weight, baby girl.”

Their fault for being so delicious.

What about for our friends in India? Is there a setting for allowing drivers to drive on whatever side of the road they damn well please?

You say smart words, and I read those words while nodding to myself knowingly.

Is there anything more Russian than casually swatting away the bear paw reaching through your window?

So this is an iPhone 7 rumor right?

I thought all Porsche already had turbochargers...

Musta been some coffee....

Paul Bracq. Why? Well, let's look at the design icons he created:

Paul Bracq is a French born mustache enthusiast who created the graceful shape of icons like the BMW 7-series, 6-series, E21 3-series, MB W113 SL, W108, W100 (aka 600 or Großer Mercedes) W111, W114, multiple Popemobiles and the French TGV high speed train. You can read more about the man here on his website…

I like the way he says "a mistake was made"

Gotta love the passive voice mode these guys go into when they're "owning up" to their fuck-ups. Unless he's blaming whatever dealership fills his tires for him and didn't give him that extra 1.5 PSI that clearly would have prevented this tragic accident.

Look, I'm not…

I've always routed for the underdog. If a car got too dominant, I read issue after issue of my favorite car magazines, waiting for the king to be overthrown. The M3 was one such car. It's still such a car. There are two cars I remember pulling off this feat. One was the B7 RS4, which everyone will remember, and post…

Yeah, um, no, not an M3 competitor. That's a $140k DTM car for the street.

I'm sorry.