Seems clear to me the difference is the Friars’ Club traveled in the same circles and knew the precise degree of disaster one another were, and boy were they all, while these last 30 years of ComFlix roasts-for-hire have mostly been A. any random person available for any random person available, and B. full of…

I don’t understand what was so terrible about the massage joke?

If the first time I saw this image was it popping up in my Facebook feed, I’d have 100% presumed it was some AI generated bullshit and scrolled right past it. 

Every single thing about this looks like an AI-generated image. David Corenswet looks like you put Henry Cavill, Matt Bomer, and Liam Hemsworth into an image generator. Same with the Superman suit. Just toss in Cavill’s suit, the New 52 suit, the Kingdom Come suit, and the Superman and Lois suit for good measure. Even…

This sounds profoundly unpleasant.

My (very limited) experience with cops and reports of property damage or loss is that unless a human has been injured, they aren’t going to do anything more than take a report so that you can file an insurance claim. They have effectively zero interest in pursuing the parties responsible for the property damage/loss.…

And then there was that time he could a female reporter a hooker and the entire nation of Australia went on strike against him. And then he lost a drinking match with a future Prime Minister and had to apologise to the hooker. 

Off the top of my head, I can think millions of Americans who dumber shit on the daily than answer calls from unlisted numbers.

Ah man remind me of that time a trans woman sexually assaulted someone in a bathroom. I’m googling but nothing is coming up. It’s almost as if it’s just a fear in her head and therefore she’s decided to condemn an already endangered group of peoples.

So yah Im still waiting for you to name me that one time where this…

Eat my candy ass.

As has also been pointed out before, if a man genuinely feels like going into a restroom to sexually assault someone, the sign on the door is probably not going to be the thing to stop him.

A lot of women can’t give birth, either. Are they not real women? Transphobia is very real. You exemplify it. You’re totally scared of a concept that you don’t understand. Which brings up a good question. Someone as dumb as you are obviously can’t comprehend much of the modern world. How do you even leave the house?…

There’ll be a lot of grousing about how people are buying too much car, being financially irresponsible, and so forth. And yes, there are a lot of people like that - but let’s be honest about one thing: In the US, there are a ton of people who work full time (or more) but can’t get ahead. And once you’re poor, life…

Where most Americans live, cars are a necessity.

Forget repairs, how about a set of tires now that every SUV comes with 21 inch wheels.

Fuck yeah this guy is the business. I’m IATSE Local 700 and hearing this makes my day.

When exactly did the government mandate the killing of small hatchbacks and sedans?

They all thought they could be Tesla on day 1.

It seems like most of the automakers have given up on the small affordable car which was supposed to be the entry point into their brands. They might not be hugely profitable - but they get the buyers back in the showroom 4-7 years down the line when they’re ready to upgrade. 

The cheapest new Ford you can buy will set you back over $31,000 once fees are factored in, fully $10,000 more than a base Chevy Trax.