F-

David Cross isn’t going to fuck you, lardass

Did you just find that out? Literally everyone already knows. There are plenty of reasons to laugh at Americans but you’re late to the party on this one. 

Go suck a crucifix 

Nah fuck em all

God isn’t going to fuck you dude

Longevity ≠ good

K

Jesus Christ you don’t have to post every idiot thought in your head

*dismissive wanking motion*

You are a bottle filled with someone else’s piss and that is all you will ever be

LMAO you fucking dunce 

Shut up

Women don’t want you. Men don’t want you. A dog won’t even piss on your foot. 

ANGRY FAT AND BALD IS ANGRY GRRRRT

You deserve worse

Aw you’re not a Nazi. You just suck Nazi dick. 

Cry harder about it bitch

LMAO fat and bald 

LMAO fat and bald and you’ll never be mistaken for a man