He didn’t ask to have strangers request he jackoff in a fucking Tupperware while he’s hanging out with friends, you stupid twat. 

Did you know you can lift up one woman without shitting on another? Have men learned that yet?

Jesus fucking Christ you’re dim

I’m so glad we know what the Comma Chameleon — *shoots self in head cuz this is fucking dumb*

bitch no one is forcing you to pay attention to her

If she fucking wants to

Oh no he has an opinion?????? About his JOB???????

A comedian. Are you a fucking dumbfuck who can’t Google?

I hear suicide is a lot of fun. You should try it. 

Carlin would shit in your fucking mouth and you’d say thank you so shut the fuck up. 

Google it

BALD

They’re pandering to readers like you. 

He typed, from behind the counter of a gas station. 

Jesus Christ just stop. It’s fine, it’s always been fine. It’s not the top of the heap and it’s not the bottom of the barrel. It’s fine. 

Oh hey! You’re still stupid!

Gotta love people in the comments expecting everyone else to know a niche comic. 

Are you done pissing yourself?

You should chew on some glass. It’ll be hilarious. 

Oh no people are against racism?!?!?!?!?!?! What will hack comics do now?!?!?!?!?!?!