Per union rules I’m not allowed to inspect my own condoms, and my wife and I always wait for the explicit go ahead from our condom supplier before engaging in each sex act.

Look at you, implying ScarJo is human! What’s next — she has ten toes and a pancreas and will age naturally like the rest of us???

In New Mexico, the requirements to pass the Bar are just that you must complete at least three Phoenix Wright games, and I think even doing that much might have yielded better results

If I bring my car to my mechanic to get my brakes fixed and then I immediately run someone over because my brakes decidedly don’t work when I’m pulling out of the lot, am I supposed to stand trial for not checking over the work of the person I paid because they had the experience and qualifications for that thing?

I will remember your invaluable legal advice next time I shoot a gun at a condom.

Not a fan of Baldwin (the man, that is; plenty of good performances) but...good. The suggestion that he was responsible for not doing someone else’s job was ludicrous from the beginning.

I mean, yeah, anyone following the news can point out how weak and plain weird the prosecution’s case was.

Hoisted on my on pedantism...

Some of us have a problem with Israel’s “right to exist” considering that it only exists by virtue of a mass displacement of an existing state and people. And no, the problem is not the Jewish people or Judaism in the least, just the existence and conduct of the Israeli state.

It helps that if you're trying to grind for a specific item, some missions let you bring three squadmates and get 4 bites at the apple instead of one.

“Because if it is just Sabra existing”

Counterpoint: his Supreme/Squadron Supreme comics were fantastic. Idk about his TV/movie stuff, but that comics run was really cool, like a way less “extreme” Boys

I can’t be the only one who’s crushingly disappointed by the lack of ’stache on Harrison Ford?

Oh yeah but projectors are a gigantic pain in the ass too, I’ve dealt with top end models at work and even those have their downfalls.  Anyhow, 55" is perfect for my space and the refresh rate on it actually gets me a solid 60fps for gaming.

I hear Bullying Works. Well here you go.

Katy Perry has this unique power of radiating utter blandness no matter how “outrageous”, “quirky” or “risqué” her team tries to portray her.

I feel significantly dumber having watched that video. 

Looks like somebody needs robot insurance.

I swear, KP looks like a different person in nearly every photo I’ve seen. Weird.