3 hours of colonial peasants in bright primary colors swapping logs and heaps of stone, with a soundtrack of almost constant Hans Zimmer orchestra stings

I climbed on that thing in Assassin’s Creed Odyssey!

especially when it stars two men that women go positively nuts over.

man whoever picked that header image sure must hate lena dunham 

Hey, I’m one of the first guys to clock whether a movie passes Bechdel, but I really don’t think a movie about Roman gladiators is where I’d go to find nuanced gender politics.

“ARE YOU NOT EN2TAINED?”

He needs to don sunglasses when finishing the tagline, and then you need to hear YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

“ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED...” *looks at camera and smirks* “... AGAIN!?”

Also, if you get approved through whichever bank you deposit your checks at, they’ll have income verified already

Get pre-approved through another lender?

Spot.IM? Those poor bastards. I hope they like seizures 

Gizmodo is now using spot.im, so notifications being back would only fit the trend.

Join a credit union and get them to pre-approve a loan before ever going to a dealership. You’ll get lower rates and won’t have this happen. On the other hand, some shady dealers, like Dick Hannah Subaru in Vancouver, WA, may advertise (with no conditions listed) new cars for a price that they refuse to honor unless…

A true Dean-zilla (squeezes Jeff’s bicep for no reason) 

Has Jim Rash ever said the words “Larry, I’m on DuckTales” on live television?

He’s such a drama Dean.

He’s earned it. He’s got more Oscars than the rest of the cast combined.

I got a Community notification for this?

He's a real dean-va!

*You don’t actually need us to say who this footnote is about, yeah?