Has anyone heard of Hollywood Unlocked? I’m almost convinced Majors paid some random magazine to give him this award as part of his comeback.

What is the entity that gave the award?  It looks like it’s basically a tabloid?  I don’t know that it really counts as “Hollywood” but I could be wrong.

I’m not unhappy with spending filthy lucre on it! I agree, glad they're still making them. 

You know, it’s weird that I never really thought about game snobs existing until just now.  I mean, it makes sense there would be some, but somehow with all my years of gaming I guess I’d never really heard or read about one (or from one!) until just now.  

Jesus appears to weep

um...ok...

13 year olds don’t know what the fuck a Borderlands is - though they think their dad might’ve played it at some point

All the best movies come out in mid-August

If only these conversations were public, we might finally have an answer to the great Slapping v. Strangling debate that has torn our society apart.

Jamie Lee Curtis as Stannis is some perfect casting. Kevin Hart as Roland on the other hand ...

What, elves don’t get urges?

For the strength of 10 gorillas...?

My dream of becoming an Adrienne Barbeaubot might be a reality someday....I'm tearing up just thinking about it. 

That quote was stupid enough that I almost missed this gem following along in its wake: “Baldwin should have known that armorer Hannah Gutierrez-Reed was “inexperienced and incompetent” and therefore should have double-checked her work.”

Dennis Quaid’s Doc Holliday will be your dingleberry!

Borat voice. “My d34d wAIfe.”

I can’t support Laika studios after having seen “Claydream”, the sad documentary about how Phil Knight bought Will Vinton’s studio out from under him in order to give his aimless son Travis a new toy and career. Fuck that guy.

I haven’t read it (sounds really good, though, might need to), but I’m all in on this bounty of stop motion we’ve had lately. 

I always figured that sex robots will probably come with Order 66 programming somewhere in there.

I’m doing my part and making the Electric Boogaloo joke so someone else doesn’t have to. 🫡