Like my own deceased mother, Rowling’s mind is one to which I do not want entree.

The entirety of the British empire was based on going places other than Britain in order to find something worth eating. India? Yes please. That’s why they weren’t too mad about losing America. The food wasn’t that good. 

Most memorable was Dumbledor’s meeting with young Tom . . .
yeah nah, I’m out.

She also claimed that no one uses a toilet at Hogwarts; instead, the junior wizards just shit themselves and have a teacher magic it out of their undies. So, yeah, her retcons are questionable. 

That’s a fact, lol.

NORMAL PEOPLE DON’T CARE ABOUT ROWLING’S POLITICS.

Um, all of them?
Guess now he’s makin’ movies, makin’ songs and fightin’ demons ‘round the world!

Why don't you just come out and say you don't care if trans people are massacred?

You're trying so hard, little buddy! Keep at it

He’s doing better than Moleman, who's 34 years old! 

Also prior to her weight loss, humiliation and cringe were pretty much her career.

I didn’t read the details. Thanks for pointing that out to me.

Complaining about how people would rather watch a movie on their phones than in the theater always sounds like someone complaining about how no one wants to buy a good wagonwheel these days. The world is changing whether we like it or not.

I knew that in the 90's, and I don’t even like Pearl Jam.  

France has a lot of laws like that. Another one is that books ordered online can’t have free shipping (even if other goods can). The argument is that helps protect indie bookstores against Amazon. 

I am a big fan of movie theaters, but that law sucks. If I happen to miss a movie in the theater because there were competing releases that I wanted to see a bit more or it didn’t ever release in my area, I have to wait over a year before I can watch it unless I want to buy the movie sight unseen? That’s extremely…

I’m perfectly happy with the system we’ve currently got, I agree it would be much better for studios if they pulled the window back quite a lot, and 15 months sounds like an absolutely absurd amount of time. A simple solution would be to go back to the six months or whatever it used to be, but a better one would…

Well, I figured that’s how they made the Korean War 11 years long on M*A*S*H.

I don’t know. And that’s a rabbit hole I’m choosing not to delve.

Was this written by AI or are you just that bad at writing?