Yeah I got my son a Kirby plush when I was at PAX last month and I legitimately had to spend a couple minutes looking through them because there were so many options.

Boy, you nailed it. That is the blandest Neverland I have ever seen.

Hey, what’s the Sex Pistols screaming “No future!” but a wish to never grow up?  

Fun lagoons = Peter Pan on F--k Boi Island?

Mother fans rolling in their graves.

The idea Aardman is making anything Star Wars remains utterly surreal. I've seen the trailer and still refuse to believe it - though disappointing they didn't go full Wallace and Gromit style. Cowards.

I honestly think DeSantis is just planning to go scorched earth on Florida just to build clout for his Presidential run.

One does not simply “grow apart from T. Swift”!

Taylor Swift, eh? Does she fall into a vat of toxic fabric dye and become an evil seamstress-themed speedster named Crossstitch or something?

The Clone Wars was this really mysterious, evocative thing that happened in the deep, distant past. Now it’s like, “oh that one-week skirmish from like 20 years ago.”

And...exhibit B: Midichlorians. Most everyone was cool with Jedi just being mystic space wizard cowboys. No one needed some pseudoscientific reason as to how.

Given how many Rey costumes I’ve seen since 2015, and how her actor is received at Galaxy’s Edge, I think there’s evidence that she’s a much loved character with market value.

It’s me. I’m the one. I want more Rey.

In all fairness, I think the only news that would be universally well received and not contentious at all is if somehow Disney found pristine master negatives of the original trilogy’s pre-Special-Edition cuts and struck new prints for re-release.

I have some friends who have seen it with their kids and all of them said it was perfectly fine and enjoyed it while their kids loved it.

Well, I can see this all being universally well received and not contentious at all.

This is a reference to the critically derided Godzilla movie from 1998

We needn’t be so harsh.

“The plot for The Super Mario Bros Movie is paper-thin. Narratively, the characters are static bordering on inert; there’s no arc or growth to any of them. It’s just one action set piece to the next; your enjoyment is intimately tied to your pre-existing knowledge of these characters and your ability to recognize a…

So it seems Mario 2 is imminent, then…