Zelda is a terrible choice for adaptation. Video game adaptations work best when there’s either minimal plot (e.g. Mario) so they can make it up as they go, or when gameplay only exists in service of the plot (e.g. The Last Of Us). Zelda has enough of a plot that they would need to stick with it in an adaptation. But…

Hey Billy,

He showed those Valkyrie guys how it’s done!

Brendan Gleeson could make a good Harvey Bullock.

The low-key Hitler-patter finish to this thread made me LOL an embarrassingly long time.

A competent world builder would have had a heroic Slytherin character and a morally terrible Gryffindor character in the FIRST book. Perhaps since it’s a book for babies, a character would have said out loud, “Oh, you can’t judge people solely from reputation, you have to get to know who they are inside!”…

Fuck. Fuck they did. Fuck they did and I forgot.

God fucking damnit.

I’ve only eaten out one of them

Wacky lesbian aunt.

Woke cancel culture trying to erase history again. If you rename the house, how will anyone ever know Salazar Slytherin ever existed. The real Death Eaters are the Order of the Phoenix.

I’d rather see Slytherin be redeemed than abolished. There’s some interesting things to examine there that I think would be more powerful than just getting rid of it. 

And the rest of the calvary came.

Even my large, beautiful penis? 

Nintendo: Has the best selling console.

Particularly when it comes from an environmental angle as if any of us who use AA batteries are buying disposable. That would be so costly regardless of environmental concerns. 

“Faze Clan, which as recently as last year seemed an unstoppable cultural force for the genre of dudes who both play video games and aspire to own lambos, is in trouble”

I’ll be honest: no, it didn’t really seem like that. It seemed like an over-capitalized flash in the pan that was going to crash and burn because they…

Look, Bowser is gonna marry Peach unless Mario and a sentient hat stop him using a hot air balloon powered by stars. That’s like Joseph Campbell 101.

April Fool has lost all it’s meaning ever since Think Geek went out of business.

Yeah, he relates what sounds like a medical emergency like a charming anecdote