You’re using coconuts!

PETA is absolutely right about this though. We’ve had the technology to completely recreate horses via special effects for nearly 50 years now, and Hollywood still refuses to commit to it

I feel bad for the horse, but PETA can, as always, shut up and fuck off.

I was thinking the exact same.lol

Now now, let’s not mislabel the specific sexist hypersexualisation of specific women as sexual. Let’s call it what it si. Misogyny.

Referencing one of Casablanca’s classic lines for this The Maltese Falcon writeup? That’s certainly a choice.

he doesn’t even have a cult yet

“I’m a Kwanzaa - Juneteenth black person”

So he’s the unknown cunt man?

Grandma when she finds out the truth:

Maybe Terrence Howard can step in to the role?

“Thankyou, Logan. Thanks for the chicken.”

It’s a comic book multiverse story. If he totally self-destructs irl, a new actor could be Kang for the rest of the saga and say “Variant!” to explain it all away. It would be a shame to lose Majors, but I’m tired of celebs getting free passes on domestic violence charges.

Oh, there’s a reason I said it was a list of “still-in-print.” If you go back farther than that then there’s no way you could hope to come near a comprehensive list.

Ive never seen a vagina that looks like that.

that has to be one of the least labia-shaped things being called labia-shaped I’ve yet seen.

Loot shooter? More like a loot cooter, amirite?

I had to scroll past 21 adverts mislabeled "news" to find the comments for this article. Now I've forgotten what I came here to say. 

I do like Love Letter (and the related games therof). It’s a very small form factor game, making it easy to pack along and play just about anywhere. There’s surprisingly deep strategy, a good amount of luck, and some good old social deception.

I’m offering you (and myself) four video game-inspired board games