I’m curious why they had Ray Parker Jr on instead of Huey Lewis.

Time constraints. Actually doing those assays is time consuming, so they only got eight of them done before the marketeers hit SEND on the press release.

If you don't like The Office, I think you should take your comments, turn around, and SHOVE THEM UP YOUR BUTT

That was my take No. 1.

Shake hands? That’s so American. He should immerse himself in the culture!

Dink more water Carl!

My Massachusetts family:

My white sister up in Maine, who is generally left-leaning, young-ish, with a half white/black son who has very dark skin, will complain about how the police treat my nephew in one breath, and in the next breath will rail against immigrants/Mexicans and how they need to get out of the country, how evil they are, and…

I actually enjoyed Rubber. It was weird and bizarre and kept me wondering where it was going to the end.

Was thinking more on the level of Rubber or maybe Swiss Army Man.

If you make murder illegal, only criminals will murder!

Talk is cheap. Stop murdering people and we might believe you.

tajín?

LPT: use the plastic bag from the ice bucket 

Bring zip-loc sammich bags for the remote so you can use it without worrying about what might be on it.

My 4 year old got in trouble at daycare for telling another kid "I'm going to poop in your butt". While I respect the fervency of his position, the execution leaves much to be desired, but what are you gonna do...the kid's 4. I don't know what Joan's excuse is.

Headline from the Betelgeuse system: Sphere Project Reaches 50% Completion.

Consider it written from the photon’s perspective. 

probably because outside reviews they just report what they are told

Massive Upswing is my gay porn name.