Ditto. Nothing makes me feel more patriotic than to have my dick in my hand while the national anthem plays. Now that’s respect!

*clears throat*

White hypocrites: “Black people should protest peacefully, not loudly in the streets.”

Quaid... start the reactor.

I am a son, brother, husband, and father to the women and girls in my life

IT guy here, we don’t give a shit. Promise. We prefer to not have to archive your emails or monitor you. I would much rather spend my day arguing in the Kinja comments...so dont piss off your boss. Thanks!

They write about it because it generates the very clicks that you just gave them

Good point. Why should the media keep reporting what one of the two people who wants to be President says? Whenever he says something dumb or outrageous, the media should avoid reporting it so that people get the impression he isn’t saying dumb outrageous shit. That would be ideal, for a lot of people to not be aware…

Ah you think porn is your ally? You merely adopted the porn. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!”

This would be a perfect showcase for PS VR. The need to sit back, take your time and explore would cover the flaws in VR games (motion sickness from moving too fast), and the feeling of exploration allowed by VR would help cover the flaws of this game.

That’s exactly it. My girlfriend came to kiss me goodnight the other day and said “This game is so quiet, I cannot even hear it and you are not yelling at the TV.”

If only this were referenced somewhere, like the article above. Oh, well, I guess it’s lost to time.

#AllAnthemsMatter

Pikachu, I choose YOU...to...charge my phone, please.

Oh, you mean like the black man who explained himself politely, reached for his identification, and then was gunned down in his car?

It was the 80s, everything is way more homophobic than you remember. Go watch an old ninja turtles episode. The amount of times Donatello is called a faggot is shocking

What do a few rich people have to do with the fact that the systemic subjugation of women and minorities in America is showing few signs of improvement? Does Carlos Slim being rich have anything to do with police brutality? Does Christy Walton inheriting her family’s fortune put a stop to women being raped with…

so.. this is like a packing list when you visit your parents?

You're obviously not up on the latest in Monsanto's bioengineering technology. Their Hamncheese tree is truly a sight to behold!