So you’re white knighting all over this post while throwing around a slur against the mentally disabled... odd flex.

Thank you, I was suspect of this exact thing.

Thank you, I was suspect of this exact thing.

As someone who didn’t discover the magic of Xmas until late in life thanks to my wife, stop being a fuckin grinch and give in to it a bit man!

...well done and served with ketchup.

Oh, it did.

I’ve successfully used the hot spoon trick a ton as well! Hasn’t failed me yet. A couple amendments: make sure you’re using a normal tap flow of water, if you try to do it in the shower or with a kitchen sink sprayer it won’t get the spoon hot enough. Also, in discovering the above doesn’t get the spoon hot enough,…

The first question the attending asked was whether she was Dead or Alive

Do not, under any circumstances, ask your teenager if they feel “filled up.” The answer is gonna be incontrovertibly, “Ew! Mom/Dad!”

*laughs in San Franciscan*

To me it was an excuse to smoke weed and watch ten-minute cartoons.

If you’re having any kind of gastrointestinal issues it’s not bad advice. Both reclining past 45 degrees and submerging your body in cold water indeed slow down your digestion. Probably not a good idea to do this every day after meals cuz it could confuse your metabolism (and if you have a pool and the weather and…

In terms of thermal stress on solder points, rebooting your phone is going to be no different than leaving it on. Only turning it off for a long period then turning it back on could potentially cause damage, but even then, rare in the case of phones. This is a more important rule to follow when dealing with more…

Bathrobes are fairly common in 3 star or higher hotels in my experience, altho they’re usually not super fluffy. It’s also something you could very easily overlook, they’re often stashed in the closet or bundled with all the towels and you just forget it’s there.

It’s written by someone whose bio used to be about him living in park slope with his books. I’d expect no less.

Whenever I get a call from an unrecognized number I pick up, but don’t say “hello,” or anything, sometimes a small grunt is enough to trigger the recording. Then I hang up as soon as I confirm it’s a robot. This seems to deem my number less valuable, as I maybe get one a week at this point. Takes a couple months of…

I know this is hella late, but I just had to note that seeing the worst of yourself in your parents is the bread and butter of daddy issues.

Regardless of their origin, which I don’t agree on, they’re used pretty much anywhere. I said not specific to philly, and that’s still true.

I humbly disagree with your ratio. My pina coladas are always a 1:1:1 ratio of rum-pineapple-coco and blow people’s minds. Even simpler when you realize you can just use the can of cream of coconut as your measuring device.

Dude not a single one of those is a specific to philly. 

Use of antidepressants is a terrible metric to use when considering a large part of the US population has insufficient means with which to even be prescribed antidepressants.