Thank god. Man when I finished it, it was a feeling of relief that it was over, not triumph

Aaaah Defy Media! Proving that buying internet driven media and trying to make it like prehistoric Television shenanigans don’t work.

9a. Thou shalt not have a "Press Start to Continue" splash screen before thine menu. It serveth no purpose, and doth only make thine game seem like a port performed with no effort. Taketh some pride in thine work and enact it correctly.