Phantom Thread over The Florida Project is highway fucking robbery.

direct to consumer marketing, marketing to prescribers, playing down the impact of opioids and the risk of addiction, promoting the use of other opioids by saying one in particular was less “addictive”.....this is just off of the top of my head.

Hi there! It is actually pretty fitting to go after the pharmaceutical company when you know everything they did in order to bring millions to their knees due to addiction. They claimed it wasn’t habit-forming and poured millions of dollars into campaigns that touted that very important, untrue assertion. From the top…

Have you read “Dreamland”? One of the most interesting things I recall from that book was that the emergence of Wal-Marts in all these small towns made it easier for addicts to steal a wide range of things to fund their habits.

I feel for Malia. I wouldn’t want my college dates recorded and commented on.

From the Los Angeles Women’s March.

I found it yall, the first fuckshit

that is when i started to side eye him too.

In a former life as a call-center drone, I once took a phone order from Jackee. I saw her name pop up on my screen, but I wasn’t totally sure it was her, since her voice was different from what I was familiar with (and sometimes assistants called in orders for Famous People). In placing the order for some frock or…

Yeah I never want his thoughts on anything. His knowledge is nil and he’s boring

You know, judging by the complete travesty of a #itsaboutethicsinsexualassaultjournalism article y’all published today, maybe this editorial board should listen to Matt fucking Damon of all people and take a seat for a bit. Because the very quote you castigated him for is eerily similar to the sentiments expressed in…

The Jezebel writers think “reporting” is just summarizing Buzzfeed articles, so it’s natural that they are confused.

I’m just gonna leave this here

Hey, if Lindsey Lohan is trying to overcome drugs and abuse and the shitty parenting job her parents did, I’m all for giving her a chance. Way to go, Lindsey, I’m rooting for you.

PROTIP: Caitlin Flanagan’s byline = close tab.

Oh good we had a hole left from that one dude who used to post daily updates on his cats.

The commenter OMG!Ponies! has a fantasy that Jezebel readers require daily updates about his dogs.

Wait, you mean there’s now two dudes who’ve appointed themselves a residency in The Slot comments?

“These photos don’t look good”?