Linklater predicted this years ago!

It’s a Ver-sace.

Oh you mean this guy?

You have a lot of stories, some of them are even kinda entertaining, but I would bet my daughters left nut that none of them are true.

Someone get Bella Thorne an IV with a bag of lactated Ringer’s, because she’s THIRSTY.

I hope that you can overcome your difficulties, and one day enjoy all that life has to offer once you get past minor grammatical errors.

To me, the movie’s most famous line is when she insults my hometown. Said to her best friend about his bride to be: “Putting her career on hold all to follow you around on this dumb job were you travel like 52 weeks a year to places like College Station, Texas”

She died while unconscious in a hospital bed: also not aptly described as “guns blazing.”

This woman is going to be dragged through the coals on the issue of consent by the internet (not necessarily here but it will happen.)

I disagree.

Fat, dumb and deluded is no way to go through a Presidency son.

Wait...You hate California? Sad face.

This would have been such a great story if that final snapchat was a couple of days AFTER the fatal accident.

oh dear child what warped household were you born into that damaged you to the point of loving Bill Maher

What she is too good for a secret Canadian boyfriend?

The man is called Pratt, as a Brit I don’t have high expectations

Ok, I just needed to vent about something. I hope this doesn’t sound crazy, but it bothered me when I noticed it. This week a somewhat “popular” Jezebel user, who you all shuld know, returned after a 4 month hiatus from commenting. With my normal account we follow each other, so I’ve never had a problem with him. He…

I honestly think he doesn’t like going to work anymore so he’s just not gonna go.

Someone in one of my b-school classes was late once because he got stuck in a client meeting with Radio Shack and my professor announced it to the class so we could judge whether it was a valid reason for him to be late.