Keith Urbaniskaya?

WHAT. I had no idea.

Can’t believe I forgot that....sure looks a LOT less inexplicable, now. Especially with Ivanka sitting in on all his business deals, diplomatic summits, AND transition team meetings...

Wendi Deng Murdoch is the evil super villain the world needs to know about. She is good buddies with Nicole Kidman.

I’m really surprised this isn’t mentioned more.

Or any name (besides Jesus’s).

They ended up making sex sound like repairing asphalt.

The first season was sort of decent, but after that it was so slow. Scene after scene of two people talking, with painstaking candor: Bill and Libby, Bill and Virginia, Virginia and Libby, rinse and repeat. So goddamn talky.

Can we take a moment to acknowledge how sexy AF the ending scene with Lawrence was? Jesus, that man.

How do you get any actual evidence if you don’t examine the results?

I am more shocked about the benefit for Robert Kardashian.

It’s like I learned from the season 6 episode of America’s Next Top Model where Sara copied the way Joanie posed with an elephant. If you’re going to copy someone, you at least have to make it better than that person’s. That is not what Kylie did.

You were overcharged

SEE

I would pay good hard cash to be in the same room as him when hill curb stomps him on the seventh.

What if he grabs a disabled veteran by the pussy?

To be fair, holding anyone to the standard set by Cooper Nielsen is terribly unfair. He’s an amazing dancer, and a great choreographer (it’s just that as a boyfriend, he kinda sucks).

I loooove that movie. She is so beautiful in it.

Oh, more like FLJCO!

I went to the premiere after party for the second Austin Powers movie (I won a contest!). It was super fab, but Rob Lowe was a GIANT DOUCHE to me in the bar line. I’ve had very few celebrity encounters, despite living in Southern California (does Wink Martindale count? he was at the table next to me last Friday at the…