Nothing anyone says could convince me he actually sat down and watched Citizen Kane all the way through at any point, ever.

Shout out to “Megan Kelly Today, Today.” That series got me showing up daily all excited to see what Meggles wore and how it fit into her overall color palette.

I was clearly promised cats.

At the end you’re like, AND WERE THERE EVER ANY CATS AT ALL???

She could have gone to Dr. Hogly Wogly’s Tyler Texas BBQ on Sepulveda.

This emerged from the same brand of science that came up with characterizations like the wily, intrepid sperm fertilizing the passive, hyperemotional egg.

Further accessorization idea: it would be nice if the gift bag necklace had goodies and treats spilling out that people could pluck from off your person.

That’s a perfect description.

Also worth catching: her stand up special on Showtime (“She Ready...”). It’s both really funny and incredibly inspiring/uplifting.

Oh my god, 100 percent agreed.

Apparently Andy Grammer is Kelsey’s cousin, which seems reason enough not to like him.

It would be different (for me) if they were remotely interesting.

*sigh* So weary of commenters whose outrage is so patently scripted. “Yes, I am a man, and this is just awful. Women Yay!”

My thoughts exactly.

My guess is they’re trying to use the wardrobe to make a distinction between Fox robobabe racebaiting Megyn and relatable at-home-in-your-kitchen Megyn. You know?

It’s just so transparently screaming, “how can we get Megyn to seem relatable to frumpy hausfraus with questionable taste in clothing?”

Little House on the Prairie called; Ma wants her dress back.

From a “does it actually taste good?” perspective, if there is I have yet to find it. From a gulping down 60 g of protein daily for medical reasons perspective, I guess sorta yes, there are better and worse ones for getting the job done.

Not a good protein drink, necessarily

It’s basically a protein drink frozen to an ice creamish consistency.