If she’s half as good at baby-making as she is at writing stuff look out for that baby.

I don’t care what anyone says, I’m still rooting for her.

Dear world,

Jeez. I now feel slightly less stupid for that time I called 911 because I thought a woman was screaming in my building and it turned out it was someone’s tv. I guess when in doubt etc?

I don’t think so, I saw it in a tweet of his months ago but I couldn’t find it when I searched so maybe he deleted it. Like 95 percent sure I didn’t dream it.

Max Read admitted on Twitter awhile back that yes, Gawker hired people to troll the commenters.

My guess is this is the explanation for a fair amount of L.A. traffic. The 405 for instance is full of jerk offs.

What I heard there was “I can’t possibly know which of the nine dozen women I’ve inappropriately texted you’re referencing.”

Elliot Gould would not lie.

I was in the parking lot of a TJs in West LA once and Elliot Gould accosted me and started gushing over how beautiful my baby was.

That was a great clip but trigger warning (Nicholas Cage)

I too am a fan of blanket dismissals of entire realms of knowledge, it's much easier to maintain my wide-ranging expertise in so doing, but as has been said many times before around these parts, if you're going to harumph about a study's methods you should probably at least read the study.

I enjoy the sloppy use of cross-disciplinary metaphors. You know, like bandying about physics concepts in the service of studying human relationships. It's fun for me plus cheesed-off physicists are endearing.

I'm horrified by the fact that cilantro came in at number two for Cali. You treacherous bitches.

Well Chief Hester if you're arguing that you think she's not mature enough to be a parent I'd love to hear how you think being "supervised" in the county jail is going to rectify that.

OMG SHE SAID COME AT ME! FUCK WHAT WILL WE DO???

Just wanted to say thanks for your help and attention when I was dealing with a trolling situation, you guys were all responsive/supportive and I think it was a holiday weekend no less.

That's on their t-shirt and all the other official blog merch.

I think they were talking about posts about the mundane on actually posted on GT for the community, not on their own personal lamprey eel.

Oh jeez. I was allowed to watch Kramer vs Kramer when I was seven at a friend's house. And my parents were divorced and I had just gone to live with my dad! Everybody was horrified.