Is it bad that I just sent the Orange Musollini a tweet asking what the entire fuck is wrong with him? Then proceeded to mention his small penis...?

Every year the personal growth and the writing has gotten better and better. It’s getting harder and harder to top yourselves. In order for the two of you to do so, I’ve comprised a list of things we’re expecting from you in the future:

Good ish, PJack. Congrats on the engagement man.

First, thank you for being you. It’s interesting that it’s coming up on 7 years since I came up on this blog from a mutual acquaintance of hours. I ended up with a lot of friends, a few enemies, and a ridiculous number of cool observations. It’s weird I went from being married with a 15 month old still in diapers to…

The tupperware special....you took me back!

We were a Kool-Aid household, but my Mom was bougie about. Grape+Lemon, Fruit punch+Orange, Strawberry+Lemon.... This was our old kool-aid pitcher when I was around five.

So if the act of preventing someone from getting laid counts as a “cock-block” what do we call the act of passive-aggressively allowing it to continue? A “cock-assist”? Were you cock-assisting these people Damon?

Colin is down as well:

Whoa...Last year, you found this out? You didn’t know Caldwell or Boz Scaggs were white?

If you were alive in the late ’70s and saw him on “American Bandstand,” you’d known he was white. Thanks for making me feel old, Panama.

The white lady who talks about her own sexual harrasment and that she didn’t tell anybody and then blames the women for not telling anybody.

I am judging that woman, whoever she is, so hard for sleeping with Kid Rock.

whaaaat? Kid Rock has a black kid? o____o

Yet he still pals around with Ted Nugent........

Everything but Jiffy....nuh uh.

 Dressing, a roll, and spaghetti on top of corn and greens?

People that thank the difference between dressing and stuffing is whether it was cooked in the bird should only bring paper plates and plastic eating utensils to family gatherings. I wouldn’t even trust y’all to bring sodas.

Agreed. Texan. White. DRESSING. My mother used to yell at me when I’d accidentally call it stuffing. (I know better now).

This whole thing is a list of what my white southern ass grew up enjoying on Thanksgiving.

Yeah, dressing/stuffing seems to be more of a North/South thing than a racial thing. - White person who grew up only ever eating cornbread dressing.

Everything else, right down to the dull Taylor Swift lyrics seems to be spot on though.