Corporate Democrats in kente cloth, who are literally taking a “tough stance” at what’s going on. Look at Pelosi’s Marvel comic superhero pose. LMAO. I wonder what they did with them afterwards........

“In America, white people get a better education.”

Here where I am it’s at either Lowe’s or Home Depot. But same deal.  

They kind of have to since they can’t use those two images:

*raises hand*

His booking sheets list “white” as race, so...¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Did we ever at any point think this dude was gonna be black?

So in other words. Republicans. All of them. And I know what I’m saying here - remember how those right wing assholes always yell at Muslims if one of their group actually commits a terrorist act?

Well I hold THEM accountable.  From that Orange fucking traitor down to your stupid fucking Uncle still on AOL dialup. …

Just what we need: pumpkin spice scented cat shit.

the blackest things about #verysmartwedding, in no particular order

panama’s wife literally had an whole entire EXTRA squad of bridesmaids. never seen a wedding that had bridesmaids coming off the bench, tagging in and out.

we had three wardrobe changes — two of which were almost compromised by clothes that had to be…

Don’t ever say that out loud again. That shit could manifest.

All I know is there better not be no collabo with Kid Rock.

Don’t knock the red hats. It makes it easier to immediately know that you don’t want to deal with someone.

W.A.I.T.=(Why Am I Talking)

I look him up and down, cock my head to the side and say, “Hold on...” I walked to my back sliding door...

Who hurt you?

Sometimes the stars align and prophecies come true, so let’s just get this out the way now

This is awesome. Thank you.