I’ve recently started using this posh bar soap made from pickled chicken semen, truffle oil, and the macerated hides of dead poor people. You can find it on The Home Shopping Network. Word of advice though...don’t make the same mistake I did by ignoring the “for external use only” warning. Now everything tastes wrong…

Thanks for all the supportive comments, it’s unexpected and nice. I’ll tell my mom to read them.

He’s a 35 year old British man—they are famous for being undemonstrative and unemotional.

THIS ONE QUICK TRICK will make you an Olympian in SECONDS! Swimming coaches HATE HIM!

he is just like Labradoodle, you just want to hug him, pet him and through ball toward him

I feel so much affection for that kid. His sex idiot role on 30 Rock is perfect. I can deal with stupid if he’s at least polite and nice on top of being pretty - I hope he was? Being decent is more important than being bright IMO anyway!

wow, who sank your Titanic