When we practiced the spike at the end of the game at the NFL level, basically everyone treats it as a normal spike the ball, except for one receiver with a route and the QB. That receiver is running the route no matter what, and then if the QB thinks he can get it (defender slow to react, receiver gets a step), he’ll…

He still goes home to Kate Upton.

Thanks for being honest.

I’m not deliberately trying to be a dick.
I LOVE my nieces and nephews and I’m glad to have them.
But I couldn’t make the massive sacrifices my siblings have made.
And I desperately miss my sibs for the people they were before they were parents. We hung, we had fun.
Probably selfish, but there you…

The Yankees Are Struggling To Put Butts In Seats

cubs fan, bud man, right here:

So...is no one going to mention that his handwriting would make you think he wrote this in a Lisa Frank notebook?

Call the Hardly boys...I assume one of the two has a raging clue.

The cause of all these issues is pretty obvious: bird ghosts.

List of dogs who “aren’t a good dog.” That dog.

Putting a clock on baseball is as ridiculous as taking baseball managers out of their pajamas uniforms. I’m not great at analogies, but some things you just shouldn’t fuck with. Millenial attention span be damned please get off my lawn thank you.

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

Thanks for stopping by, Bill!

Steve Bannon looks the picture the Ghost of Christmas Future would use to convince John Daly to change his ways

Steve Bannon looks like Jed Bartlet on a relapsing remitting course of Mad Dog 20/20 and braunschweiger

Looks like scotch and smoked meat farts

Steve Bannon looks like he rubs his dick on people in crowded subway cars.

Steve Bannon looks like a mall Santa who got fired for beard lice.

I don't mean for this to come off as pretentious, but you sound like a jealous asshole who just hasn't enjoyed the purest form of the taco. Everything you have ever eaten in your life has essentially been garbage. Everything. Once again, I'm not trying to sound like a jerk, but "taco meat" is NOT just the protein we…