We have to be stop this high road shit. Strong liberal values with no morals is the way to play. Imma hide behind a door in the White House and hit them with a frying pan...repeatedly...until they stop moving. The cartoonish nature of the assasination will make me feel better about the violence.

Hot tip: don’t try to convince your SO to have period sex by saying “But you get to pretend you’re washing off the blood of your enemies when you take a shower!” I (drunkenly) thought that was hilarious. He did not.

Such a tragedy. This is the kind of senseless violence we are trying to avoid in this country. Who knows what might happen to Muslim refugees in America if Mr. Trump hadn’t generously turned them away?

The Constitution says jack diddly squat about you being fired for being racist. A company is a private institution and can fire your ass for whatever it wants. All it says is that the Government can’t silence your free speech or put you in jail for it.

Oh and the ability to have guns is an Amendment it’s not part of…

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

“Just give it a chance!”

the bird

“Those are just numbers that you put in the paper that don’t mean anything.”

The game would be a lot mere fun without shit like Soldier.

“Help me!”

but actually, I’m sure I’d be out cold after the first 3 or 4 punches tbh...

the greatest story ever colorized...