Jesus that Jessica Simpson story is depressing. She finally gets up the courage to tell her parents about her abuse and her mum says to her husband I knew something was happening like they had discussed it and did nothing, then continue doing nothing.

I think you’ll find it is petty to everyone else in the world who isn’t British. These people have done nothing but be born into the right family. And they’ve proven themselves to be petty before anything or anyone else.

I used to think she was just seeing how much she can get away with. Now I think she's stupid, entitled and loves the sound of her own voice.

I thought I didn’t care about the royal family and mostly try to ignore them.

Maybe they were behind the heart attack but it didn’t work so they’re biding their time before attempt #2.

Maybe I was supposed to read between the lines but the article doesn’t mention orgasm. I assume everyone masturbating has an orgasm or that would just be too funny but having sex doesn’t necessarily mean having an orgasm.

Maybe I was supposed to read between the lines but the article doesn’t mention orgasm. I assume everyone masturbating has an orgasm or that would just be too funny but having sex doesn’t necessarily mean having an orgasm.

The real problem these people have is that young people are not brainwashed. They can’t scare them by saying what about The Economy? and what about The Jobs?

I guess at the end of the day she’s still only a woman. Which means she’s too emotional and only good for growing babies.

Are you trying to tell us Trump eats lettuce?

Australia has enough problems right now, thanks! 

I agree with you. In that first photo he looks like he already knows he’s going to be played with for five minutes then the only human interaction he’ll have is when the help feeds him once a day. 

Do you think he was in the middle of this letter when he tweeted to Greta Thunberg to attend anger management, and to chill out?

Only two of you came close. The dog was given to him by his dead wife and therefore is the last best thing in his life.

I’m going to see Knives Out today. I haven’t heard anything about it other than it’s Agatha Christie-esque, who I love.

It’d be Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men to the power of a million.

After the trial*, I’m going to ban any mention of the Trumps in our house.

You're right, that was awful but I was too busy focusing on how he's already trying to control his daughter's body to dwell on it.

... and brings up Hillary, Obama and Biden's far worse crimes that no one is investigating because life is so unfair.

“I think he was happy when he went in the ambulance because I sent him in the ambulance. Yes, I did.”