Can you imagine being so vain that you won’t wear glasses, so you can’t even see how orange you are, how large your ass is, how ridiculous your hair is, how small your hands are? FFS.

I believe we’re onto Stupid Watergate II. Stupid Watergate was when we were all so sure he was going to be impeached because of his Russia dealings.

Does this mean it’s going to be true about Oprah and Gayle? I can’t wait for *that* memoire.

I sincerely hope that doctor takes the money, checks the child’s physical and emotional health by asking questions and staying well away from her vagina before telling the father what he wants to hear.

I don’t even know how people can compare the two. Harry and Meghan want to be allowed some privacy and not have lies written about them every day.

It’s hard to pick a favourite part but I think it’s when Kellyanne says something along the lines of I’ve known your editor since before you were born. And then a minute later says Who’s your editor?

I don’t know about Pete Davidson. I imagine if his dick, or tongue, or conversation were any good some of these relationships would last a bit longer.

I had three 6 year old boys over yesterday for a play date with my son. Our whole house was a Dutch oven. OMG.

You can be inappropriate and sleazy and creepy without raping a person.

I think the point he was making was that if those pesky feminists hadn’t been trying to get equal rights in the 60s or 70s (he’s not sure) men folk wouldn’t have run away to become hippies and we’d have cured climate change before it got bad.

I guess it gets them right where he wants them before he throws them under a bus and they end up in prison for his crimes while he gets more of other people’s money into his pocket.

I love Hillary but she’s managed to justify her husband’s behavior to herself their entire relationship so she clearly has some industrial strength blinkers for this behavior.

Why does Kim Cattrall/Samantha even need to be in the movie? Is there some kind of enforceable contract that says all four need to approve it for it to happen? Surely it could open with Samantha’s funeral and go from there.

Is it just me or is Melania chaperoning her husband in public a lot more lately???

Am I wrong to think she’ll be booked and out in an hour a la Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, and Lyndsay Lohan? Or is that just LA jails?

I’d seen footage of him from 10+ years ago and was shocked at the difference, and wondered how people could miss something so obvious, but even the difference between the election/beginning of his Presidency and now is horrifying. I just don't know how bad it has to get. 

I assumed she stopped throwing up everything she ate which got rid of the chipmunk cheeks and puffy eyes, combined with an eye job (not a face lift!!) and being a bit older.

I truly hope that one day Trump will see justice for every shitty thing he has done times three. And I hope it is public and humiliating, and that he suffers.

Well I guess when she’s negotiating her salary at Fox news it'll be a starting point. 

If it happened to me I’d never shut up about it.