Sheesh. When I was young, I also used to eat certain things until I threw up. We called it bulimia and didn’t mention it in public.

It's truly ironic that the man whose skin we used to mock now appears to be inspiration. 

To be fair, Jezebel is only “supposedly feminist” these days so we shouldn’t expect any female solidarity or empathy.

Surely even he knows the world is being groomed for President Ivanka Trump.

I don’t see why Americans should have to follow rules about whether they can or not touch the Royals. (I mean like Obama. There was nothing wrong in this instance.)

OK your friend wins. If it had been Keanu's it would still be the centerpiece of a shrine I love more than my children.

King Kong. I was Production Assistant in the team that did the production diaries and behind the scenes for the DVDs.

My one claim to fame is that 15 years ago I worked on part of a big movie that Colin Hanks happened to be in. I was very low down on the pecking order but I met him and he was very nice. I had occasion to pick up a water bottle he drank from and kept it in my car for years taking pride in saying it was Colin Hanks’ (to…

If I were a betting person, I’d put money on that therapist and Ed having an affair.

You forgot the time she went to London for 3 days and met the Queen.

She can’t even hint that maybe she isn’t going to be Pregnant! With Twins!! She can’t say there’s no Friends reboot.

Comment of the day!!! Love it.

And why is Melania in the middle? Looking like the cat that got the cream. Shouldn't the Queen be in the middle?

For calling Meryl Streep white? Get a life.

I’m not that surprised. She’s a rich, white woman of a certain age and she appeared not to realise that what her good buddy Harvey Weinstein was doing was rape and sexual assault.

I’m surprised he wants to meet Theresa May. I thought by now he’d be tweeting about what a loser she is and how he doesn’t know her.

I thought I was the only one and it was my dirty secret! I’m so happy I’m not alone. I hate ornament type things and my husband has a tonne of them and I seem to be the only person who bothers dusting them. I dream of a time of ornament free window sills and book shelves.

Rob and Kendall aren’t mothers therefore this Mother’s Day tweet wasn’t disrespecting them.

Oh thank god. I thought it was this week’s “but her emails”.

As someone who suddenly had about 20 stuffed rabbits in the house, I salute you.