I get it now. The DGAF banquet is what 45 serves to all White House visiting sports teams.

It wasn’t Don Jr saying “I’m fucked” it was the President.

I had to look up “ostriciziation”. I thought it was another way of saying putting your head in the sand... lol.

...personality.

There’s no way he wrote that last tweet. The random capitalisation and use of exclamation marks is designed to make us think he did but there’s some big words there. All spelt correctly.

I thought there'd have been a But Hillary shitstorm by now. 

The Sisters is okay if you ignore the fact the author appears to have a crush on Diana and completely downplays her being a Nazi as just a young woman in love with someone who happens to be a Fascist. Every member of that family is an example of what is wrong with aristocracy.

Came here for this. Ms Lopez is very good at getting the fella to propose. That's all!

So is he saying clinically obese pensioners who’ve never lifted anything heavier than a ketchup bottle they pour on their overdone steak are... physically strong?

Jesus. It sounds like your insurance company has shares in a hospital or something.

Just came to say my hubby didn’t do housework before we married either. When we met he did laundry and cleaned his bathroom about every three weeks. The two times I left those jobs for him, I gave up waiting long before he even realised they needed to be done.

I hadn't thought of that but you're probably right. Ugh ugh.

I haven’t had this period app experience but there have been times I’ve spoken to a friend about something like deck furniture or even a new potato chip brand and then the next time I've gone on FB there's been an ad for that exact thing. This has happened too much to be coincidence. 

I could be over thinking the Thompson-Woods-Kardashian situation but I don’t believe there was cheating because I don’t believe Tristan and Khloe were still together. He had a party at his house which Khloe wasn’t even living at and people were asked to put their phones away before Jordyn’s arrival suggesting the two…

I guess College Student behaves like College Student! doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Ha! I didn't really eat chocolate until I was in my mid-20s and then I developed a taste for it and my hips have never been the same. I can't imagine Kris letting that happen with one of her daughters.

Can I ask, did you have a girl? I normally eat too much chocolate and when my son was 3 weeks old I really wanted some and realised I hadn’t eaten it while I was pregnant. Then I was a total sugar fiend with my daughter. I always wonder if it was coincidence or a sign of the gender. But I’m unwilling to conduct tests…

No one told him he needs to end those types of tweet with hashtag ad.

There were many times during the election I thought Trump was saying things just to see how far he could go without losing supporters but this new anti-abortion BS takes the cake. It’s just so far beyond reality and so obviously designed to appeal to the one issue voters it makes my head explode.

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