I was just wondering what it says about them that they only give up food or drink type items. No one ever says I gave up porn or gaming or beating my wife.

Calm the farm Ivanka. You're not President of anything...  yet.

I read that line as acknowledgement that no one goes to her father if they have differing viewpoints, not even Ivanka the Feckless.

To be fair she says she didn't see the baby but Steve Tyler told her this happened: after he'd taken a lot of drugs.

Isn’t their President always whining that something isn’t fair whenever he doesn’t get exactly what he wants???

Whenever I see him I think of his character in Wedding Crashers. For some reason I just don’t believe he was acting in that role.

Here I was thinking he only signed the spending bill so he could go play golf again. 

That really is a lot of cap(s lock*). If I’ve learnt anything from 45  it’s that nothing screams innocence like excessive upper case usage.

Dear Cannibal Witch

I wish your comment had more stars and was further up the chain. We don’t need to discuss this aspect of it. We all know this child has been through hell without creating a pervert’s literotica forum.

Ugh, I'm so sorry you reminded of this. I just dislocated my eyeballs rolling them at the thought of an old man showing this much interest in celebrity gossip.

I have a theory Ivanka will be her father’s choice for VP in the 2020 elections. Trump must be about ready to dump Pence in return for his unfathomably loyal service.

Yeah I should have put it in inverted commas. I meant it as how people seem to see their country rather than how it is.

My daughter wants to go to McDonalds for her birthday on Friday. It’s her favourite restaurant and I’m mortified with embarrassment at this. She’ll be turning 3.

Maybe she tried wearing glasses but preferred not to see what was around her...

I can’t help thinking Trump left the parks open so that at some stage in the future he can cut funding to National Parks (again) and use photos of the shutdown as evidence of poor management.

I know Trump is incapable of feeling shame and probably just considers it good business to have people working without paying them but the entire US government should be ashamed that these people are not getting paid. It is a sad indictment on the greatest democracy in the world that it shuts down so often because of…

Jane Austen was poorer than Sense and Sensibility poor. Her father was a village rector with a lot of children. It was a strain on the family that Jane and her sister didn’t marry because they couldn’t really afford to look after adult daughters but likewise they also weren’t really rich enough to marry them off well.

In all my pregnancies I had morning sickness and extreme hunger. I had no idea till then you could feel so sick and still be hungry. I felt like I was dieting just to restrict myself to eat twice as much as a normal person!

What would happen if he applied his own wall building logic to gun control. If he tweeted about the number of American citizens killed by guns every year. Or had families of people killed by guns talk about how their lives have been ruined. Imagine that.