I remember reading somewhere that Ben shut down filming on Gone Girl for four days because he refused to wear the baseball hat in his character’s wardrobe presumably because it wasn’t a Boston hat.

I should have led with that, of course. I’m a huge Jane Austen fan and loved this movie a lot so I knew in my head I meant this.

The beauty of Clueless is that it was light-hearted and charming, and we all got to feel clever because we recognised Emma without being told, and it was way existential. And also the world was in the middle of a Jane Austen appreciation cycle.

I guess he means the land line but has been watching The Matrix.

His hands look way bigger than normal. He’s either got hand gloves like the feet the Hobbits wore in Lord of the Rings or he’s employed their camera angle tricks.

Maybe Samantha the sister should play Samantha in Sex and the City 3 and then both ladies would be happier with their allocation of attention.

This is the reason why giving birth in a bed isn’t the best idea. It’s easier for the person at the receiving end but can slow things down/make them considerably harder for the person doing all the work.

Love is alive. Harry and Meghan are having a baby. It’ll be okay.

That quote from Andrew though. I don’t know if I should roll my eyes or applaud. What a bitch!!

The way his arms just hang there.

I’m 51% certain your picture is the wrong princess. It’s Beatrice. I think.

If there’s one lie I think everyone should be allowed to tell, it’s that they’re not pregnant when they are. It's nobody’s business except the couple’s.

Yes, I got there eventually. The first few times I read it I thought she was calling out the photographers.

Maybe it’s my comprehension but I don’t think she’s criticising Kate Middleton. I think she’s criticising The Man for creating a situation where Kate Middleton has to have her photo taken looking perfect mere hours after experiencing (presumably) what Kiera Knightley has gone through.

“The one silver lining that I hope will come from this is that more women will press charges now when they are assaulted.”

Aside from the actual subject of this article it really gets on my tits when politicians complain about things not being fair. No one in the real world with a real job would dream of saying something so ridiculous because our parents didn’t put up with that shit and neither would our employers. Just more evidence how…

That's just helped me figure out who he looks like. Matthew McConaghy in dazed and confused. Eww eww.

This is fricking outrageous, despicable, hypocritical, deplorable, revolting, disgusting.

They’re not married but he told her they are so she’d sleep with him. Is my guess. Also means when they break up in 3 weeks he won’t have to pay alimony.

Wait till she finds out Thomas the Tank Engine has engines from many other countries including but not limited to Japan, China, India, Mexico, USA, Canada, Belgium, Australia. All embracing all the stereotypes/racist tropes you would expect.