Forget the tote I want Martha's short sleeved puffer jacket. 

Most celebrities don’t admit they google themselves.

I don’t care how dead a whole team of scientists say that thing is: I would not lie down next to it. We’ve all seen that scene in the horror movie. No. Sir.

I know what you mean about it being so long ago. I’ve heard too many people say about his comments to Billy Bush ‘oh he was a Democrat when he said that.’

When did he ever let facts get in the way though.

In this instance can't we be a tiny bit understanding if she is sobbing her heart out. She did only just have a hysterectomy. I'd be a mess in her place.

I made a mistake and I’m sorry. I genuinely remember reading that during the fight on the plane just before they split Brad shouted racist insults at Maddox and that was why it was the last straw for Angelina.

Don’t forget Brad Pitt and his team are also masters at media manipulation. He had no problem with her temperament until she decided she didn’t want his racist ass anywhere near her children.

She’s a massive horse fan and is around them a lot so this is probably nothing to her. I’d imagine, while we’re on the subject, she’s more familiar with horse poo than her own babies’ (when they were babies) poo.

Why is it that Martha Stewart is #lifegoals while Gwyneth is so annoying. Their lifestyles are equally out of my league and over the top but I love one and find the other cringey.

Pamela Anderson is supposed to be engaged to a French footballer.

That is an exceptionally ugly jacket. For the first time ever I’m glad my clothing budget only extends to cardigans and hoodies, and a raincoat I’ve had since 2004.

Is Nicole Kidman telling people to have a happy sunday or that her daughter’s happy now?

Wait, is mac n cheese considered soup in America????

I wouldn’t get too excited. You know they’re gonna blame the wicked, sinful woman and Trump’s going to say he didn’t know even though there’ll be footage somewhere of him discussing it.

I’ve lived in the Northern hemisphere twice for just under a year each time and both times I had Christmas in July with presents. It was a hoot! And we felt smug with our in joke summer Christmas party.

Has it occurred to the scientists that the dead people are taking control of the alive people’s eyeballs because they already knew this?

He’s practising his good Christian boy face in the mirror while thinking up ways to stoke Donald’s crazy fire so as to cause either a fatal stroke or impeachment thus elevating him, Mike Pence, to President. The job he’s wanted this whole time.

They’ll be coming soon, for sure, to personally muzzle her father.

Melania must have been Freaking. Out. I live in fear that one day my husband will meet someone I’ve slept with and I’ll be expected to pretend it’s the first time I’ve met that person.