“Miss Jackson, if you’re namaste”

or Forty Shades of Gray!

Another NC native here. The scariest thing about our state government (aside from their neanderthal-stance on every issue) is the lack of transparency and due process which characterizes our law-makers. Our legislature passed this IN A SINGLE DAY with almost NO input from the public or from other lawmakers. They…

I vote “none.” You know they were all last-minute bachelorette party gifts purchased at Walgreens.

A few things that aren’t mentioned here. First, there’s a good chance this bill violates Title IX and may threaten federal funding for NC’s vaunted public university system. Since we have already been cutting state funding, this could pose a serious problem going forward; it could also help undermine the bill too, so…

It didn’t used to be this way! North Carolina was a moderate, relatively progressive Southern state that was predominately blue when it came to state and local elections. Then... this happened and everything has gone NUTS! We got our own Koch brother.

If you have a special needs child over the age of 7 of a different gender, you’re now not allowed to assist them. If you teach in schools, you’re also now not allowed to use the same facilities as students

IDEK! I’ll be there opening weekend. I’m sure it’s gonna be shit, but it’s my PROBLEMATIC FAVVVEEEEE

You sound like my wife when we’re around better looking men.

Quick, someone write a book about it! Call it...hermmm.. the New Jim Crow?

It is a perfect metaphor for Trump.

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF GODDAMN HAT IS THAT

Lemons to lemonade

always happy for scotch recommendations.

Are you a tooth grinder/clencher?

Well, my friends, I have some news.

Sort of related to the underwear-thief cat: my puppy steals my socks. Like, it doesn’t matter if they’re clean or dirty, if he can get hold of a fucking sock, it is GONE, unless he brings it to me randomly for fetch time. My parents asked what I wanted for Christmas last year and I was like...just, socks? Because I…

It’s not super duper fancy but I’m a fan of Glenfidditch 12-year. It’s really smooth and apple-y and like $50 for a fifth. It’s pretty easy to find.

OK, be honest. This is a spinoff of the sponsored post for Me Undies. It’s their new division Meow Undies, right?