only because my dude and I think Shark Week is fucking hilarious.

/I pick it up and throw it back at you

Oh I say just dump it. Some things aren’t worth trying to save.

I impulse-bought a box of discounted See’s Candy, leftover from Valentine’s Day, and absent-mindedly set it on my bed when I got home and went about my business. I just looked up and had a moment of self-awareness: I’m sitting on my bed, hunched over my laptop, surrounded by cats and a heart-shaped box of chocolate I…

I just got netflix like 2 or 3 months ago and I’m still giddy about it. I had cancelled cable because I could just never find the time to watch shows when they were on, and this whole being able to binge when I have the time is amazing!

Does anyone feel like they don’t have friends? I never kept in touch with people from high school or before. Even then, I was never close to anyone. But as a grew up, I never made close relationships. I do have a few acquaintances but I don’t many close people I confide in. 3 maybe 4, and we don’t talk daily or even…

Anytime we have a disagreement he tells me, “Clearly you are unhappy and we are over.”

My first day off in twelve days is tomorrow. Emily is happy to celebrate by sitting in the window and judging me.

My aunt’s cancer numbers are very good. Her tumors are responding and shrunk. She was to she had to more exercise so she got a Fitbit to encourage her to walk. She's happy with her news.

I love you.

This is awesome. Librarians don’t get enough love, and they make the world go round.

Is this one of those times when the GOP will insist the next President should do the nomination, or is this a safe confirmation, unremarkable aside from her being the first woman and African-American?

Yeezy is imploding and I’m reveling in every minute of it.

She looks suspiciously like a crazed version of Sarah Jessica Parker.

Exactly. Dad gave him a Cheez-it and he turned it into a Chee-to.

I’ve been lurking on Jezebel for months and never bothered making an account. So yes all of my comments are related to this article. We all have to start somewhere. Furthermore me saying something that you don’t like doesn’t make me a troll. The fact that you accuse me of being Dr. Luke is just laughable if you’re…