Oui

Piñata don’t do feathers, darling. Don’t do purple neither.

Little known fact: Art Pope was grown from a malignant polyp excised from the rectum of Jesse Helms.

Fingers crossed we can elect Roy Cooper governor and send McCrory back to Charlotte. I have no hope we can disrupt the GOP majority in the State House.

NC native, still here. It’s time for a boycott. Period. Touring artists, conventions, meetings, conferences, everything—all need to stay away and make it known why. This state has been gerrymandered all to hell by the GOP. Lots of out-of-state money pouring in to support rightwing candidates in state elections. We…

+1 Fuck Art Pope with a spinnaker pole.

meh

I like to imagine the sparkling repartee around the Trump dinner table, “Dahlink, hyoo haff they best wurtz!”

+1 (cannot star, busted kinja)

Snowball’s down.

“... Bob’s your uncle and your dad.”

Atavism.

Jordan Almonds are exciting because there’s always a chance you’ll crack a filling in the middle of the show.

I get bodies and necks from warmoth.com, but I do my own finish work.