You own too many video games.

Even though the concept of a United States of America didn’t exist until the late 18th Century.

think about it

About half the population likes half-naked dudes.

That’s a feature. When you star something it shoots you straight to the cosmos.

Good news: He’s no longer an alcoholic.

What is a Fresh Choice? Sounds like it serves bean sprouts with several items.

On the right he looks like he just modelled for a youtube tutorial on “all the brow mistakes you don’t know you’re making”.

New Jersey revoked my residency.

Because one guild quit? Makes sense.

God, the “I’m such an old” comments are getting exhausting to read. It’s just a guy trying to be silly and kinda embarrass his well dressed friend with great kicks. (for real though, damn)

I, while old and uncool, actually think this is really adorable. Teens messing around/teasing while being nice and having everyone enjoy themselves is a nice thing to see get a little Internet popularity. I’ve worked with teens and they are weird as Fuck, so while I don’t GET this, I do sort of appreciate it and think…

My grandmother (bless her heart) has been drinking wine and smoking Pall Mall non filters since she was 16. She turned 90 a few weeks ago.

This is why people don't like white people.

OH MY GOD I CAN FINALLY POST THIS PIC!!!!!!:

That’s a fucking beautiful hunk of wiener meat, not gonna lie.

that thread was so cute. everyone’s like “she’s pregnant” and he comes back later “she’s pregnant! i’m gonna be a dad!!!”