“The fundamental difference between the sexes is one of them can kill the other with their bare hands.”

Will this never cease to be the truth??

I’m for Bernie because I am a Liberal/Progressive. ^{Hillary’s not. Understatements are us.}

male genitals always look wrong when erect

This is perhaps not the best place or time for it, but can I say how much I dislike the idea of “preferred” names or pronouns? My name is my name. My pronouns are my pronouns. I demand them, I don't prefer them, and if you use the wrong ones, we will have a problem.

I’m in favour of abolishing the draft entirely.

They are our kids.

Every time people go on about Avery being innocent because he never hurt a fly I can’t get over the fact that he doused a live cat in fuel and tossed it towards a fire and laughed as it burned to death... and admitted it.

Sounds like this assplay feud has taken Kanye down a peg or two.

Aw, jeez, come on. I identify with sloths, but I’m not Rachel Dolezaling myself into a sloth, the way this chick is into a cat.

This motherfucker is so corny I swear Congress is gonna subsidize him in the next farm bill.

Y’know, I’m a fan of the book. It’s a really fascinating read, beautifully written about the mind of a disgusting pedophile. Nabokov pulls no punches about him, and he’s clearly an unreliable narrator, unsympathetic character, and terrible person, while Dolores is a complete victim. But this Lolita subculture thing?…

It’s really not funny anymore. I can’t imagine anyone else saying this and being in the race the next day. Can you imagine if Obama had said it?

It seems to be. So far I have only seen models able to pull it off without looking like they've just given up on life.

Ah. So we are not doing eyebrows anymore? Is that the new thing?

Oh OK. Guess she deserved to die then.