My sister is in a six year relationship with a former cop.

‘Hey, li’l lady. Your mouth is sayin’ you were “raped,” but that bangin’ bod tells me you’re really just hot to trot. Let’s fuck, yeah? No? Okay, I’ll getcha drunk. Don’t worry. It’ll all be good. I’m a ~cooop~. You can trust ~meee~.’

While in Seattle the two officers, both members of the Special Victims Division, took the victim on a ten-hour long bar crawl.

Yes. Now go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.

They’re baaaack...

As I said elsewhere, this is not about Caitlyn Jenner. Whether you like her or not, when you have a mainstream comedian on national television casually misgendering and using slurs and incorrect pronouns, it legitimizes it at a time when there’s already enough horrible people demonising and criminalising being…

Brendan: “they said my statement wasn’t consistent”

My daughter is transgender. She’ll be 4 (yes, four) on Wednesday. What has been fascinating to me so far is watching how unconditionally accepting children are of her transition (we made the pronoun and name change this fall) and how the only problems we’ve had are from adults.

Surprised that Nikki Minaj would be the type to shame a woman with “you opened your legs.”

I believe that was Ricky Gervais, 2 hours ago.

I mean, if you watch just this video, it looks like he’s laughing at something someone said to him off-camera and wasn’t paying attention to the proceedings at all.

The only people who suggest this are people who've never taken care of an infant 24/7. Having taken care of 3 of them it just makes me laugh and laugh and laugh.

i’m pretty sure he’s not allowed to say he loves anyone more than his mother

this hurts me to read

Asked for comment, the elder Bush responded that he was more proud of George W. than of Jeb.

This is the audition that I cried during.

In less tense news, here’s a pic of J.Lo scrolling through the bigass iPhone she has hidden under her notes during a break, totally ignoring Keith and Harry as they her swap stories about all the lady fans who’ve love them oer the years.

Just dont be a woman

Just so I’m clear on all the things I need to do to prevent rape :

I think all newsreaders should wear hats and the hats should be fabulous: