I don’t care what anyone says. My high school crush on Pete Wentz is still going strong and I’m nearing 30.

That’s not what she said, and I think you know it.

Sooo she bruised herself up? Used photoshop?

“Innocent until proven guilty” is the standard in a court of law, not in the court of public opinion.

I always find it entertaining how these people always characterize feminists as simultaneously being unfuckable monsters and dick-hungry sluts.

So we all agree that he went out and had a copy made, right?

It’s when you become aware that you DIDN’T ASK TO BE BORN.

Huh, I’m surprised. I see you as very maternal in a lot of ways.

Rocco = REBEL HEART

Really, really enjoyed this article. It’s got everything: social observation, declinism, humor, depression, brevity. Great job.

No Botchling encounter from Witcher 3? Maybe more gross than scary.

Act like a lady, completely fuck up like a man.

I have a friend (really) who did 90 days in a Federal camp last year. She told her boyfriend that she was coming out on a Wednesday. She had me pick her up on Tuesday, take her to get her hair colored, eyebrows waxed, a facial and Botox. We stayed in a hotel near the camp that night. The next day she changed back into…

Impatiently waiting for DARGON QUEST here.

I'm normally pretty forgiving with typos (those in glass houses, etc). But man, if I were Square Enix, there'd be only four words I'd make DAMN sure I spelled correctly.

Really, this is your ice breaker?