Waddles!

It's not selfless love, but self-love — a higher calling.

To sum this all up, Jane the Virgin is the most religious (however you define it) program on network TV today — and it's wrapped around the most, umm, scandalous of circumstances.

Burgerboss set a high precedent.

It will be a war of the worlds, I tell you!

Orson we won't know what a great job really is.

It's the way I composed it in my head, really.

"I'm Scott Pelley."

Prelude to nailing, perhaps?

He'd read the news in verse with a paper bag over his head?

"See? I told you that scene would do this family good."

I would've replied something about Barack Obama but in hindsight that would sound incredibly racist.

Don't Britta this!

I'm struck by Anderson Cooper's tweet about this — he thinks Williams won't be returning after the six months.

Thank you. I was actually hoping he'd look worried too. I get that Rafael is likely playing the strong, stoic guy (as opposed to Michael, with his heart on his sleeve) but yes, he was too relaxed this week. All weeks, even.

Ferguson leaves, Colbert waits, Letterman preps to step down, Oliver doing well, Wilmore finding his feet, Stewart retiring.

I bet Rogelio wants to be there first.

Cue image of Rogelio laughing manically in front of something burning.

That was too much for me, but I let that slip. It's an occasional misstep for the chyron.

I still think it's Scott. Well, mostly. I just don't think either Rose or Magda are strong enough to throw someone down a height and impale him on an ice sculpture. (Also, shouldn't that sculpture have snapped upon impact? But anyway.)