I envy his metabolism.

Or cheese curds.

Is she, by any chance, black-haired? Too lazy to Google. Don't wanna be stressed like Jane.

Emmys! Emmys!

Breathe in. Breathe out.

You get a shot, I get a six-pack.

Well, not a lot, I'll admit.

So this is why Stephen Colbert is afraid of bears!

If Glenn ever watched Girls… I hope he did not get any ideas.

Ah, I concede that.

I think I am. Please, master, tell me more!

Well, that was succinct.

As a man outside of the American political sphere, it amuses me why liberals are "cowards" and conservatives are "stupid".

"Oh, wow, I have been an ass all my life… and that's what they do to asses now?"

You can't spell "liberal" without "lie"!

Here comes the "he's a libturd!" brigade!

Ew, Charles.

It's interesting how Petra did not just accede to Milos' plan, but even helped out. I mean, her "you're bleeding!"/"no, that's fake blood" exchange with Jane did not just come from nowhere, right?

I can see how that would happen, but I think that's hard to pull off even for a telenovela.

I imagine Emilio's death will be discovered pretty quickly and Rose will suddenly have feelings for Luisa all this time. Convenient way to keep both Luisa and Rafael covered.