This .gif is the second best movie:

There are a number of first round matchups that don’t have a team as good as EITHER of these teams. Shame one of them had to lose while teams like Northwestern, Xavier, and Middle Tennessee move on.

Dan will remember that.

And the on-deck circle for switch hitters is right behind the catcher.

Am I crazy or does Hela look like Liv Tyler?

Ahhh, that was it! I kept having that issue at the aquarium I work at today. And then I went home and tried to play 1-2 Switch with my goldfish, same thing! Went to my bedroom, though...and it also happened, because that’s where my wi-fi was.

I know! I mean, the idea that the same actor could find the time to be both in X-Men and LOTR... it’s unthinkable.

See I won’t play this as a handheld and it will remain docked 24/7 and will be using a pro controller. However if performance is that bad while docked, I have to wonder if I should just forget it.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

He probably thinks this post is about him.

He’s Presumed Innocent, but that plane was a Clear and Present Danger to the jet. What if it had been Air Force One?! If I were a Witness, I’d be Frantic. What Lies Beneath that little plane... I mean, he could’ve been a Widowmaker.

Meesa....sigh. Meesa givin dem da handjobs for Death Sticks, ok? How about yoosa? Yousa want? Here, meesa give free sample. Free sample. Where yoosa going? No! NO! Come back!

I figured “Man Plays Diablo For 17 Hours On Camera” wasn’t as interesting a headline.

“Heart-Shaped Pizza” was the best Pearl Jam song. RIP Curt.

Having grown up in Philly, I really don’t see why you need the stadium and the jail to be separate places.

“Artist’s rendering of White House transition of power. Image via Kensington Palace/The British Monarchy.”

The heartwarming Hobbit trilogy reunion:

Did anyone hear this?