that is a costanza

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James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

Ethical? As long as the estates get a fair salary for using the likeness, yes.

*Spoilers for Rogue One, but really, if you need this warning, why are you in this article?*

If he signed with Baltimore, you guys would change your tune very quickly.

Gonna be a real tough road to the playoffs. JPP has had a really good season, and has been the best player on the Giants’ D, hand down.

It did seem a little odd that he didn’t at least have the sense to jump out of his car and furiously sweep the path with his curling broom.

This is such bullshit. The Athletics are only a “large market” team if you judge the size of the market by the number of people in the area compared to other markets.

My buddy Kyle, his dad was a judge, and we were playing touch football in the street when we were six or seven, maybe ten, and my other friend Mike was quarterback and he was like “Go deep, way deep” and Kyle ran for, I dunno, had to be seven or eight seconds, just forever,and I was covering him and by then we were…

No, what’s disturbing is such a weak entry to the Pixar stable like Cars is on its third film.

Only on Deadspin will you see writers making fun of Tim Tebow for hitting a game-winning single in a professional league while, at the same time, writing 10,000-word columns lauding a Pakistani team as heroes for getting the shit kicked out of them by such baseball powerhouses as Brazil and Great Britain in the World…

I won’t rest until they tell us what happened to the fucking Russian.

Poetic justice will be the Clinton victory speech: “Donald Trump: YOU’RE FIRED!”

The Saints secondary has been doing this for years.

This one time, there was a huge possum sitting on my backyard fence, and I side-armed a tennis ball right at it and knocked it off. Pretty sure I had that same goofy grin on my face. That was my World Series.

Some say he’s still falling today...

Dave, thank you for doing this. From our conversations, I have a sense of how much time you spent on this. I believe your aim was true and your heart was pure. As I read this, I am both angry and sad. Sad for what happened to my friend. Angry that I only knew of her condition after she had passed, when it was too late…

It certainly didn’t help that Manfred referred to the meeting as a “powwow”.