I was hoping for a reveal of Archer's father in the finale (given that Archer's got full access to his subconscious, and he did briefly remember him in "Once Bitten").

"Gayle, this is a good opportunity for you and Mr. Business.
You should take it because you borrow a lot of money from us.
Like, a LOT."

"Our addiction is genetic! I'm not to blame!
I'm a cat food baby! I never had the chance."

This episode made me want to try cat food.

Miss LaBonz casually stealing school supplies cracked me up.
But the Belcher kids' complete lack of interest was gold.