If you have meth, you're golden.

I didn't know rig pigs and farmers had a need for book learnin'.

Albertans get off on animal abuse and torture.

The exception that proves the rule. It also has annual white power marches, teaches creationism and abstinence only sex education in public school.

KKKLanberta is a backwoods shaitehole of racist, sexist, homophobic bigots. Calgary is the hate crime capital of Canada and a centre for rightwing rednecks, white power skinheads and the spiritual home base for Harper and his rightwing Christaliban. It's also the corporate headquarters of Alberta's tar sands.
Alberta…

KKKLanberta is a backwoods shaitehole of racist, sexist, homophobic bigots. Calgary is the hate crime capital of Canada and a centre for rightwing rednecks, white power skinheads and the spiritual home base for Harper and his rightwing Christaliban. It's also the corporate headquarters of Alberta's tar sands.
Alberta…

What about the other non-semi-celebrity folk singers who lost their homes?

Pete's soon to be ex-Wife is going to be happy too.