In his head it probably played out like a movie with Ms Bro stopping the funeral and telling everyone to be quiet so they could all huddle around the phone adoringly listenening to Trump

Because it is Earth Day, Don Cheadle as Captain Planet for your viewing pleasure

This just dawned on me. Jared Kushner looks like Orin from Parks and Rec.

More MO posts. I don’t care if it’s about what she had for dinner. The nostalgia is real :(

Everything about this is just pure gold - the price, the discount, the name next to the dirt cheap price and “Made in China”... You can’t make this stuff up.

This will likely have a huge impact on dozens of shoppers.

C’mon dude, it’s easy, Super educated Black male Hawaiian muslim, born in Kenya. 

Are you surprised he has the ball to do it?

I’m torn about Lance giving anyone shit about doping.

this is the real story here folks

It Follows (and grabs you by the pussy)

Now I’m just throwing it out there. Maybe, just maybe, Trump might not be fit to be President.

Good.

“Simone Manuel, Wins Gold, Shares Historic Night with Olympics Meme”

A few years ago I was starting a company and I got some advice that I should get a staunchy looking old white guy to partner with me to ‘look the part.’ So I commenced with interviewing those well-qualified to fill that roll, I didn’t specifically ask for old white guys but when you say you’re hiring a CEO for a…

Yeah, I see what they were going for, but in their defense, it would have taken at LEAST another half an hour to find a person of color in Portland to run that name by.