I bet they figured out the catering arrangements before anything else.
I might do that one day if he passes away (although Robert evans will NEVER die, you hear me?)
Could we get a post (or series) compiling all the Robert Evans MVP Watches? There is so much hilarious lunacy in those bits that it would be great to have an easy way to read them again.
While I understand why you’re shutting down the Robert Evans MVP pick, it was the best thing you ever wrote and I eagerly awaited it every week for at least the first year you did it. They need to put it on your tombstone.
I heard the first 8 tracks synch up perfectly with “The Wizard of Oz.”
Only in the context of a trollish dare could a bunch of 15-year-old boys stand around and overcome their native homophobia enough to watch one of their buddies slather goo all over his cash and prizes. Well done.
Itsabucslife IS WILLING to sign with Deadspin for 3 yrs/ 52 cents.
By questioning Kirk Cousins’ ability to be a reliable starting QB.
Is it wrong that I read this and then immediately thought, “That sounds like what NFL Marketing would come up with when they wanted to do something a bit more edgy.”
Let it go, man. Don’t have to shave it quiet yet, but the shorter your hair is, the less bald spots show. Age gracefully, my brother, and good luck.
Kiffin is proof that if your dad is an awesome coordinator you can ride those coattails forever.
A promising go-getter named Joey Freshwater.
Call girls!
The only trio of people in history of which Tosh is the least detestable.
It’s uncanny...
Judging by Kiffin’s coaching career, he talked a big game to Saban’s daughter, got her back to his place, couldn’t figure out how to take his pants off, then left early claiming he had gotten a better offer from someone else.
Saban: What’s the play?
This is the kind of reporting that you guys used to do that makes Deadspin unique, cutting edge, and different (“better”) from most mainstream media outlets. Good to see you getting back to it. Nice job.
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